AM I HUMAN: YES

I can't read the __________________ cussword, swear, adjective, insult to mothers, _________, ____________ boxes websites put at the bottom of everything except when making a purchase.. (oops, I forgot, THAT one is in MY &^%&^(*&^ purse)

AND

I get pissed off wondering if I need to clean the monitor for sneeze marks.

In frustration I've tried listening.

THANKS DOUCHE-BAGS.

NOT

only can I NOT SEE.

I can't hear EITHER.

So I must NOT be human.

*CRUDE FINGER MOTIONS*

(and every one of George Carlin's words from his realization that you can't say things on TV..with explosive adjectives)

[FORM BLAZING SWORD]

while holding up fingers.