Its a new year, and I have ONE huge item on my list of things to do: CLEAN.
I have problems with having too much dirt in my life and really have attempted the monumental task of filter cleaning, pH testing, closet cleaning, reorganization, feng Sui, holistic thinking, Karma, broom and dust pan, mopping, sweeping, lathering, soaping, scrubbing, soaking, stain treatment, gluing, positive reinforcement.. hell. anything that made life easier for the people I love most when being around me. I can't deny it. I really want socks and duct tape as accessories because I'm sure to hear much bull from 'unfriending' a bunch of people that really are not my friends and even though they claim are my family, do not fit my description of such. I decided Facebook is getting an overhaul and too many people can attempt to compensate for sorry lives by pushing buttons they think I possess.
The sad thing is, if they knew me, they'd see what a futile venture such an act entailed. I kind of maniacally giggle that some people have such grandiose ideas of how I operate. The giggling then leads to a nauseated feeling because at some point above mentioned buttons existed.
Last night was unfriending Family and a few people from the past.
Next on to people with overinflated confidence in the idea I feel intimidated by petty comments meant to insult my intelligence.
I know sarcasm and malevolence definitely point to looking hypocritical, however, I never said I was not above reproach.
Words of caution: My husband thinks I'm a grenade, my nickname is Maleficent and my low center of gravity may come into play if you insult my husband, my child or world peace.
Oh yes, and anyone claiming to be related to me AND wishes to file a formal complaint in the saga of: 'How >>> ruined my Life by existing' take a number and customer service will promptly tell you to Fuck Yourself if you press one and Eat Shit if you press two. All other complaints, see my parents for assistance, as support is not offered for your line of Bullshit and is not compatible with my current operating system.
Wow, socks and duct tape have been replaced with Windows 7, who knew?
So fling your poo now.
I have problems with having too much dirt in my life and really have attempted the monumental task of filter cleaning, pH testing, closet cleaning, reorganization, feng Sui, holistic thinking, Karma, broom and dust pan, mopping, sweeping, lathering, soaping, scrubbing, soaking, stain treatment, gluing, positive reinforcement.. hell. anything that made life easier for the people I love most when being around me. I can't deny it. I really want socks and duct tape as accessories because I'm sure to hear much bull from 'unfriending' a bunch of people that really are not my friends and even though they claim are my family, do not fit my description of such. I decided Facebook is getting an overhaul and too many people can attempt to compensate for sorry lives by pushing buttons they think I possess.
The sad thing is, if they knew me, they'd see what a futile venture such an act entailed. I kind of maniacally giggle that some people have such grandiose ideas of how I operate. The giggling then leads to a nauseated feeling because at some point above mentioned buttons existed.
Last night was unfriending Family and a few people from the past.
Next on to people with overinflated confidence in the idea I feel intimidated by petty comments meant to insult my intelligence.
I know sarcasm and malevolence definitely point to looking hypocritical, however, I never said I was not above reproach.
Words of caution: My husband thinks I'm a grenade, my nickname is Maleficent and my low center of gravity may come into play if you insult my husband, my child or world peace.
Oh yes, and anyone claiming to be related to me AND wishes to file a formal complaint in the saga of: 'How >>> ruined my Life by existing' take a number and customer service will promptly tell you to Fuck Yourself if you press one and Eat Shit if you press two. All other complaints, see my parents for assistance, as support is not offered for your line of Bullshit and is not compatible with my current operating system.
Wow, socks and duct tape have been replaced with Windows 7, who knew?
So fling your poo now.
