Me: Some days I have more than brass balls. I have LEAD ones. (We were discussing reality, life and other manly pursuits and measuring success rates solely upon the formula all successful people use: testicles + shiny = I AM A MAN. Size and weight of sack being proportional to difficulty in attaining goal. Read the line on the sack!) Humor deepens.
Friend: I have some of those things. I've been looking to have mine chromed. Make 'em shiny, but having problems finding someone to do it. (Lead! Why Lead!?)
Me: No problem!! Let me pull up GOOGLE. We shall Chrome you!! (Bata-bing) Call me anytime you have a problem. Oh Yeah. Google has the answer for your balls!
Friend: HAHHAHHAHAHH (insert cool points)
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAH (rack 'em)
(OH Snap I'm so fucking CLEVER)
HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
Lead balled bitch think tanking with numbnuts...... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Friend: I have some of those things. I've been looking to have mine chromed. Make 'em shiny, but having problems finding someone to do it. (Lead! Why Lead!?)
Me: No problem!! Let me pull up GOOGLE. We shall Chrome you!! (Bata-bing) Call me anytime you have a problem. Oh Yeah. Google has the answer for your balls!
Friend: HAHHAHHAHAHH (insert cool points)
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAH (rack 'em)
(OH Snap I'm so fucking CLEVER)
HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
Lead balled bitch think tanking with numbnuts...... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!
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