I gotta tell ya, you people kinda make my day and make me actually go and check my Gmail. Little nuggets of interest get the bellows going...the smithy...started... and its getting hot in here.
Where to start, where to start? I was asked to explain more here. Humm. I did promise more to come, didn't I? I was definitely in the middle (at least in my mind) of a frothy yell-fest about yet another of my adventures involving technology. Just imagine me with a Viking Helmet and the nicest, non-relenting customer service voice {complete with perky personality} and there I am.
Seething on the inside. Holding for days and weeks on the outside... I know. You're cryin' your bloomin' eyes out at me aren't you? Well I'm beating my chest and yanking my hair out for you too... *giggle*
Ever Heard that song by Kenny Rogers, the Gambler? Yeah. That Table. I don't play cards unless GO Fish and Skip-bo count... but...
You gotta know when to hold em [DELL]
Know when to fold em [FISH TANK GUY]
Know when to walk away [ANY PERSON USING MY FIRST NAME MORE THAN TWICE]
Know when to run [Except when backing up a car &testosterone dares me the bird.. *EVIL SMILE]
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table [PISSED BECAUSE THE WAITRESS THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO CHEAP TO GET THE HINT AND LEAVE MORE THAN TWO CENTS..i never cheap a waitress, its robbery]
Oh I could probably fill that whole song with little witticisms... but, I'll just tell you that I have a poster from the Album The Gambler within eyesight of the my screen. The real thing to grasp from that is how my tables change.
There's that Holy Grail... the Kitchen Table... Dinner. One of my personal goals of happiness.
Then move over to realizing I have to fill out PowerPoint presentations for a first grader.. and yes.. it had a table.. HA.. Ha..
Then let's go pay some bills...curled up on my bed, looking at the tables comparing prices of future purchases against past ones.. and sighing.
Then there's that hallway Table that I have evicted those Yeti from, and I think they partied with the playboy mansion bunnies last night.
OK - I have to say - Nickelback, just give me the key to the Playboy Mansion and I'll be happy. You can have 15 cars and Pez Dispensers...the tub sounds cool, but I would have to clean it, so .. I'll stick to Betty as being that bit of luxury for the moment.
Here's My Betty! Yes, this is my car. Yes, I took the picture. NO, you can't drive her. [Being grown up enough for Leather has been a life dream conquered]
Moving on.
Explain more: I'm gonna just run with a list, because I have so many things going on that aren't even touched upon on this list and I guess we'll get there when we do..
1. I am IT for my home because I have allowed two people into my home and into my computers to help me and the first guy looked for jobs while on the clock and the second guy decided that he should mail me the correct battery for my laptop.
2. I have all Dell Computers. I love them. I HATE the people who supposedly care about my problems. I held two laptops for hostage that my husband picked out (NO longer allowed)... and then fixed them myself. I got so mad that I googled who owned the company and wrote him a letter. I got a call the next day.
3. I also realize that XM radio struggles to pay Howard Stern. To keep him busy, they allow him to train customer service people. I called them to renew. I got a Sirius Bitch. I sucked it in to fate until I got a collection notice from the car I replaced with Betty. I was so angry I cried because I had the sense to call and suspend the subscription because well, I totalled my Impala in my first accident .. ever..
4. Yeah, I cried. On-Star was there people. XM never sent me anything, but I was assured they would take care of cancelling the old and registering the new... At 3 AM on a Sunday.. what I thought to be junk mail turned into Hells Bells if they are putting this bullshit on my credit. I got six months free service and didn't care at that point. They made me cry.
5. Afro Circus comes from Madagascar 3, which is like one of my favorite movies.. and we just went to the circus the other night...and that is me and mine in the picture.
6. The remark about the batcave. Well, I had foot surgery. I am about two months into wearing shoes and feet still hurt. My cool room in the basement has been where everyone has dumped things that need to be put away somewhere and they have trouble with the whole follow through on cleaning.. its an occupational hazard.
7. I have asthma. I have allergies. I carry an epipen. I ate a benadryl just a hour ago.
8. I need to superclean my man cave but the rest of the world cries out.
9. I had a weekend of infamy. and the sheets are still warm. Holy Mother of Pearl he brought home window blinds.
10. Bam Bam Bam on the basement door is because well, I have a lock on my side (*GRIN*)
11. He also knows I have Dr. Dre on my head and can't hear him
12. It's our joke on the Dr. Seuss because a man on the way to the coffee pot at my house is a Beft that turns left...and left...and left...and the pot is on the left too.
13. Terrible meant that I can't believe I decided to leave that picture sloppy, but I did.
14. I had my cell phone in my pocket and it has an alarm. It gave me reason to realize I must consider what to pull out of the closet and kitchen and make sure all homework was in order and out the door.
15. Judy was very glad I opened the door so she could pee.
16. About Apple. How would you like if your optical drive disappeared? Go back up to the part where I had to pay someone to come into my home and job search...
17. Then the whole tip of the IT iceberg is the part where my husband thought he missed something in life. ITs terrible to say, that if you missed it, obviously... you were meant to.
So This must end...
Where to start, where to start? I was asked to explain more here. Humm. I did promise more to come, didn't I? I was definitely in the middle (at least in my mind) of a frothy yell-fest about yet another of my adventures involving technology. Just imagine me with a Viking Helmet and the nicest, non-relenting customer service voice {complete with perky personality} and there I am.
Seething on the inside. Holding for days and weeks on the outside... I know. You're cryin' your bloomin' eyes out at me aren't you? Well I'm beating my chest and yanking my hair out for you too... *giggle*
Ever Heard that song by Kenny Rogers, the Gambler? Yeah. That Table. I don't play cards unless GO Fish and Skip-bo count... but...
You gotta know when to hold em [DELL]
Know when to fold em [FISH TANK GUY]
Know when to walk away [ANY PERSON USING MY FIRST NAME MORE THAN TWICE]
Know when to run [Except when backing up a car &testosterone dares me the bird.. *EVIL SMILE]
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table [PISSED BECAUSE THE WAITRESS THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO CHEAP TO GET THE HINT AND LEAVE MORE THAN TWO CENTS..i never cheap a waitress, its robbery]
Oh I could probably fill that whole song with little witticisms... but, I'll just tell you that I have a poster from the Album The Gambler within eyesight of the my screen. The real thing to grasp from that is how my tables change.
There's that Holy Grail... the Kitchen Table... Dinner. One of my personal goals of happiness.
Then move over to realizing I have to fill out PowerPoint presentations for a first grader.. and yes.. it had a table.. HA.. Ha..
Then let's go pay some bills...curled up on my bed, looking at the tables comparing prices of future purchases against past ones.. and sighing.
Then there's that hallway Table that I have evicted those Yeti from, and I think they partied with the playboy mansion bunnies last night.
OK - I have to say - Nickelback, just give me the key to the Playboy Mansion and I'll be happy. You can have 15 cars and Pez Dispensers...the tub sounds cool, but I would have to clean it, so .. I'll stick to Betty as being that bit of luxury for the moment.
Here's My Betty! Yes, this is my car. Yes, I took the picture. NO, you can't drive her. [Being grown up enough for Leather has been a life dream conquered]
Moving on.
Explain more: I'm gonna just run with a list, because I have so many things going on that aren't even touched upon on this list and I guess we'll get there when we do..
1. I am IT for my home because I have allowed two people into my home and into my computers to help me and the first guy looked for jobs while on the clock and the second guy decided that he should mail me the correct battery for my laptop.
2. I have all Dell Computers. I love them. I HATE the people who supposedly care about my problems. I held two laptops for hostage that my husband picked out (NO longer allowed)... and then fixed them myself. I got so mad that I googled who owned the company and wrote him a letter. I got a call the next day.
3. I also realize that XM radio struggles to pay Howard Stern. To keep him busy, they allow him to train customer service people. I called them to renew. I got a Sirius Bitch. I sucked it in to fate until I got a collection notice from the car I replaced with Betty. I was so angry I cried because I had the sense to call and suspend the subscription because well, I totalled my Impala in my first accident .. ever..
4. Yeah, I cried. On-Star was there people. XM never sent me anything, but I was assured they would take care of cancelling the old and registering the new... At 3 AM on a Sunday.. what I thought to be junk mail turned into Hells Bells if they are putting this bullshit on my credit. I got six months free service and didn't care at that point. They made me cry.
5. Afro Circus comes from Madagascar 3, which is like one of my favorite movies.. and we just went to the circus the other night...and that is me and mine in the picture.
6. The remark about the batcave. Well, I had foot surgery. I am about two months into wearing shoes and feet still hurt. My cool room in the basement has been where everyone has dumped things that need to be put away somewhere and they have trouble with the whole follow through on cleaning.. its an occupational hazard.
7. I have asthma. I have allergies. I carry an epipen. I ate a benadryl just a hour ago.
8. I need to superclean my man cave but the rest of the world cries out.
9. I had a weekend of infamy. and the sheets are still warm. Holy Mother of Pearl he brought home window blinds.
10. Bam Bam Bam on the basement door is because well, I have a lock on my side (*GRIN*)
11. He also knows I have Dr. Dre on my head and can't hear him
12. It's our joke on the Dr. Seuss because a man on the way to the coffee pot at my house is a Beft that turns left...and left...and left...and the pot is on the left too.
13. Terrible meant that I can't believe I decided to leave that picture sloppy, but I did.
14. I had my cell phone in my pocket and it has an alarm. It gave me reason to realize I must consider what to pull out of the closet and kitchen and make sure all homework was in order and out the door.
15. Judy was very glad I opened the door so she could pee.
16. About Apple. How would you like if your optical drive disappeared? Go back up to the part where I had to pay someone to come into my home and job search...
17. Then the whole tip of the IT iceberg is the part where my husband thought he missed something in life. ITs terrible to say, that if you missed it, obviously... you were meant to.
So This must end...
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