Splitting Hairs

I must consult the Massive Book of Webster more often.  I see now I must close this blog immediately as I do not promote anything that can be sold or traded.  There are no rewards for visitors or proven tricks for stopping by.  Deeper research has lead me to the conclusion that getting all my proverbial eggs in one basket will never be free and I must own a grouping of letters to call my domain.  As if maintaining credit, paying bills, owning a home and maintaining work were not difficult enough.  Hello?  Can I interest you in something that is not real in the 'you can touch it' sense?  Well no way!  Uncovering how crucial to my future the maintenance of online study has become makes my skin crawl.

Adapting to motherhood. check.
Marriage. check
Admission I am adult. check
Facebook. check
Google. check
Twitter. processing

Still one soul not based on popularity. check