Wednesday, February 13, 2013

End of Desktop Sobs and on to Funny

So I now have dual monitors running, my DJ equipment and my speakers all directly plugged into my computer!  So what did I do?  Leave?  Nope!

An incident where I fell asleep and a forgotten candy wrapper made me jump up and decide to laugh and enjoy myself.  (about that laffy taffy... I rolled over it and thought it was a spider)

I pulled out To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar.  I proceeded to watch it between surfing and googling.

I spun records.
THEN.. I let the extras on the video play...

I decided to watch Wong Foo's deleted scenes and OMG!  Funny!!!  I wonder how many people have heard this part of the movie!  I've owned it for years and didn't know.. I got creative to edit this to the point it is at, but it is not personally mine.  Thank you Universal Pictures, for Miss Vida, Miss Noxeema and Chi-Chi!!!




One MUST hear blasphemy of the most insane at times.

It cancels out the people around you and balances the equation.

At least I think so.

:P



Monday, February 4, 2013

My Side of the Mountain


I told my daughter about one of my favorite stories I read over and over as a child. And how I always wanted to run away and live in a tree. Just like Sam did in My Side of the Mountain a book written by Jean Craighead George.  We are reading it together.

An hour later she gave me this picture. Here is my tree..


Nattie's Painting of my Treehouse
 I love my child because she listens when it hurts the most, and I never knew until I saw she made a dream come true.

Brushing away the years .. and tears.. I thought ..

Forever she has asked me to paint or draw something for her. So late, late, late in the night, I picked up a brush and told her this was my nightdream for her, and it helped me go to sleep.  I haven't painted in watercolor for 25 years. I like charcoal and pastels.



Her happiness over finding this blob on the kitchen table makes so many things possible.

It takes one little girl to make another little girl realize it doesn't hurt anymore.


Moving Away from the Technical into the Eccentric

I've been letting my daily frustrations rule many of my blog posts when I have a wealth of other topics I wish to touch upon and ponder over.

I've been out of touch with a side of me that I don't share with a lot of people.  Sharing some experiences has led people I've confided in question my state of mind and pretty much slammed the door on actually talking about it.

Spirituality.  How does that define a person?  I don't fall into any category that has some huge equation or knowledge base... or better said, the knowledge base may exist, but I simply haven't stuck myself into a single one.

What do I mean?

I know nothing about astrology other than the fact I'm a Virgo.  I know nothing about numerology except that dates seem to be something significant in my life.  I was raised Catholic.  I've never been confirmed.  To beat all that, I have a degree in Anthropology.  I believe in magic.  I believe in the unexplained.  I think dreams reveal much.  My dreams sometimes make me not want to sleep.  Other times I can go in and out of the same dream.  I have that inner sense of self that says:  Do or Do not that seems to never be wrong.. even when I choose to ignore it.  I believe there is more in this world than meets the eye.

Summed up I've had some strange things happen over the years that have been too powerful to ignore.

I've dreamed so powerfully I've shocked my husband, who I'm not sure believes in anything but what he can see and feel.

He woke me up one morning and I cried horribly because God told me something and I forgot what it was.  I wasn't fully awake, and he said I was so upset because I forgot.

Is it so terrible to admit I would know God's voice if I heard it again?  *sigh*   I don't think I'm crazy nor have I been one of those that can quote you any huge part of the Bible, so where did this come from?

I've had other moving things happen, but that one seems to spark the most questions and inner turmoil.  Connecting the dots of what I hold as spirituality is difficult ... and I wonder if other people dream like I do...

and doubt where it came from, but feel that it was real..

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Lets go Around Again Because Obviously I have time

When your child tells you that she's tired of sharing you with Dell, maybe one needs to reexamine what's important.  That said, I now am in possession of my new monitor and its wonderful.  Do I think I'm any happier?  Not really.

I am gazing at the digital world through a Dell Ultrasharp monitor and well, viewing is nice, but now issues of my reinstallation are cropping up because I'm playing ring around the roses.

So, get a new monitor... call hardware installation.

Ask hardware installation about the graphics card running the monitor...

oh that's third party...

call the Solution station (or absolution aggravation)

wrong monitor?

call customer service ...

Unhappy with the whole deal.

Good luck finding that department.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I Know What the Hall is Up, But not what the Dell I'm Doing

I know what the Hall is up, but not what the Dell I'm doing - personal quote from me, twotablesnotime
Dell, computers, windows, IT
Four Unboxed Mint Copies of Windows 8 Pro


This is what I just sent off to four different Dell email addresses (some things deleted because its irrelevant)

I'll keep you guys posted.

RE: CUSTOMER SATISFACTION

CC: John Hall, President
       His Company, Inc.
       Case Number: 867-5309

To Whom it May Concern:

I feel my account needs corporate intervention because I need to speak directly with a department head that has the authority to do something more than tell me he's a manager. I've spoken to a manager practically every time I've called, and they do nothing more than be one more name I've written down.

Dell Technical Support has failed in the guarantees outlined in the Services I purchased for my company on January 16, 2013. My company has suffered from a complete lack of initiative that Technical Support promises to provide swiftly, as well as cost effectively to keep my business 'up and running' (I am quoting the hold message advertising). This certainly has not been the case. I have had to deal with Technical support before, and I must say, at first, one would believe Dell has been revitalized. You are no longer rude or obnoxious and the English is impeccable. Almost every technician was a pleasure as a person, however, personality only goes so far after a couple hours on hold. It took technicians almost three days to conquer that I needed to reinstall my OS on Service Tag xxxxxxxx, a xxxxxx xxx desktop that had been upgraded from XP to 7 HP and had hardware additions made self diagnostics on the Dell website obsolete. I called Dell because I thought: who better to fix my Dell than the manufacturer? I was sold a year service in the first hour of contact and thought how easy my IT life was going to be.

Wow, this service offers everything. Covers all my Dells and the software. I can have four meltdowns in one year. Sweet. My main computer is monitored by Dell and you call me before there's a problem! Oh I loved the thought of not worrying constantly. Then the night never ended. Two days later I slept for 18 hours with no solution. I spoke to 11 people, not including managers during that time. I feel I should have been provided a summary email from each person that remotely accessed my computer, so I have record of my service call, what they did and who they were, for security reasons, as well as for calculating hours and payroll. And certainly I should have been sent order confirmations when I ordered from the phone with them, which I did not (Ms. xxx emailed them for me because I asked her to). I have had nothing to provide to my employer to prove I have been on the phone constantly with Dell other than my actual phone. I also have not been able to tell my employer in detail what has been happening to our company computers and printers. I could not even show him expenses other than logging into the account directly, which does not work for accounting purposes. Luckily my employer trusts me implicitly, or your lack of communication could have cost me my job.

That being said, it is of no consequence that we are small business. Everything stood still. My business. My duties. My life. My obligations to my husband and child. It is inexcusable and unfair to think I was awake more than 36 hours on end trying to get a solution that never came. I spoke to so many people; it's been more than twenty. They were all very cordial and apologetic. I want someone to apologize to my daughter, who begged me not to call Dell over this past weekend. Explain to a seven year old why her mother had to go through all this for days.

I am now wondering how I can be certain that the Concierge service was a sound choice for my company. My employer is weary of double duties because I am on the phone. The lack of communication via email makes me believe no one will detect a problem and call to fix it and I don't think I want a remote port open for your company to just be able to go through my personal and business files. This poses a serious security risk. I trust Dell, but I don't trust individuals, and where is the guarantee our company and my files are safe from your employees. Then I had to spend so much money... and I could not believe the reasoning behind having to update all my computers... So, frustration because Dell took so long made me doubt, and thus I checked my install copies with Microsoft and used a solution based on research of my own, and Windows 7 Installed perfect. I tried to call and no one seemed to understand how I did it, even care, or apologize. I am still fuming. Tech Support was wrong, and it almost cost retraining each employee on how to use Windows 8, and it was not compatible with our Virus software, which we just renewed for 6 licenses. However, I believe in Dell computers, every computers we own is a Dell. But, Tech Support is wearing beliefs thin. My company card is now waiting on almost $xxxxxin credit, and I am frustrated. Two very wrong monitors. Four upgrades I don't need. A week has gone by.

Right now, I have at least 50 hours lost to technical support. So factor in another $xxxxxxx for pay compensation. What will Dell do except apologize to me? What about our corporate card? We pay it off monthly, and were not anticipating an extra $xxxxxx in charges. I have given you numbers to help you understand how critical my time is, and how each dollar counts. I honestly believed that I could renew faith in support for Dell products.
So how do I end this letter? How are you going to respond? I hope you have more than a speech, and more than your best technician. The President wants to know if we need to write another letter to home office and request their attention in making this extreme wrong a right. I speak for the company President, because he refuses to deal with Dell out of an issue years ago, but he will receive a copy of this notice.

So, there it is. One big complaint that speaks clearly. Whomever calls me needs to understand that Dell needs to do something. As a company, this is my THIRD huge incident. If need be, I'll take it up with your home office. They answer emails written to the company owner. Someone take action and get on the phone with answers and solutions and positive reinforcement. Because Personally, remotely, you've shown me how well my business is going to be taken care of in crisis.

Do not send me an email (oh wait, no problem, right?)
Call Directly and leave a message for call back.

Sincerely,

Me
Office Manager
His Company, Inc.