Another One of those Real Conversations - They Keep Rolling

This conversational gem actually occurred before the previous post... (incidentally, I racked that one up last night)...

I need to stop exclaiming nonchalontly how things in this world just suck.  Everything from the radio station to I need to go to the store...

Daughter:  THIS SUCKS BALLS!!!  Stomp*Loud*stomp

Me:  (incredulous because my kid said this in front of me) Mouth Agape... then thoughtfully....

            Sweetheart?  Has Mommy ever told you exactly what balls are?

Daughter:  Cautiously.   No?

Me:  Remember that great word Penis?

Daughter:  You mean there's more? (very much disgusted and very afraid I might elaborate)

Me:  Well.  *blah*blah*great parenting*blah**blah*apology for horrible vernacular and parent points subtracted**blah***(breath)

INTERRUPT....Daughter:  Do I have to know anymore?  Things can now suck in ... in... Lemons!  Lemons!  Mom, those suck, right?

Me:  Oh how I wished I had asked what her final thoughts were.

HA