Just When I Thought .. I should Quit Doing That

Where has the time gone?  Where have I been?  I know.  Its been too long since my tediousness has graced my very own blog page and I feel that same old sputter coming out of me.  I'm sorry, but.  Oh hell people, I'm not sorry.  I've just been preoccupied with juggling all the other facets of my life and duplicity forbids me to waste time without completing some other testament to my existence.  So here I am.

I guess I need a list of things that I've been aspiring to put into this blog, but haven't had time to make myself write it down .. (on a side note, writing is a serious business to me, so partitioning time to write is truly meaningful)  My list of topics of interest happens to be pretty hefty, so lets get down to it.

First thing:  My fish tank
1.  Mr. Secret Reef
2.  The skunk cleaner that went cannibal
3.  The twenty five dollar rule
4.  Things that plop in the night
5.  I didn't know fish get depressed
6.  Dexter's Lab
7.  The protein skimmer incident
8.  That made me puke

Computers

1.  I discover torrents
2.  I discover I am smarter than I look
3.  Time Warner Cable
4.  I held my mouth right and BAM!  Results
5.  I decide to tempt fate and brave Best Buy
6.  My new phone is not really smart, its a genius
7.  My new phone and its fear of removing clothing
8.  Anyone else afraid of losing pictures, but hating duplicity?
9.  What do I do with this network drive now
10.  When head in cloud becomes a different thing
11.  Who knew Dora the Explorer was teaching me Swyper?

Relationships

1.  Youngest sister called
2.  The other sister called
3.  Yes they did, does this mean I am dead?
4.  Man periods do exist, manpon anyone?
5.  Ever OD on friends?
6.  Does anyone else have a friend that involves a chicken incident four out of five visits?
7.  Wherein I realize my kid is being bullied at church

Philosophy

1.  Where my kid learns about charity at school and it becomes a contest, and I want to tear off head of dogood people with estranged values.
2.  I realize being a good parent makes me restrain myself from telling family what they think they know as truth in reality is a load of horse shit.
3.  A child has the best words at the best time, just about every time, and I'm glad I listen.
4.  Ear plugs and sanity.
5.  When things seem bigger than me I should put the telescope away, or grab a stool.
6.  The day I gave the OK to my daughter on using the last part of our handshake in reality.
7.  When my bubble burst on inventory control.

Yes, its a bunch to cover.